(Source: emilyarran)

now accepting applications for prom dates

Get out of my face

okay so i can make like chocolate mousse and all this fancy food but i just burned rice

this is literally how my face has been for the past 2 hours

prom

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I’m gunna punch someone in the face omg I didn’t get into governor’s school. Two people got in who’s stuff wasn’t as good I know that sounds cocky but seriously

i listen to this as i clean my room and let me tell ya, it makes the experience a whole new thing

my parents just assume that everyone online is a male predator so whenever i talk about my friends on here i say i know them “from camp”

Anonymous asked:
whos the most attractive person you know?

im gunna go with sean on that one because wow

callurn:

we met a giant pasty in college the other day

Anonymous asked:
screenshot your texts

Anonymous asked:
what

so insightful