Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
the last one killed me
My anaconda will consider it
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
- skitstövel = shit boot
- träskalle = wood head
- puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
- snorvalp = snot puppy
Most people consider mushrooms to be the small, ugly cousins of the plant kingdom, but theirs is surprisingly beautiful and wonderful world waiting to be explored. These beautiful mushrooms, captured by enthusiastic nature photographers, are a far cry from the ones you find in the woods or your local grocery store.
Most mushrooms, as we know them, are actually just the reproductive structure of the fungus they belong to – their fungal networks expand far further underground, and some fungi don’t even sprout the sort of mushrooms that we’re used to seeing. In fact, depending on your definition of “organism,” the largest living organism in the world is a fungus – there’s a honey mushroom colony in Oregon that occupies about 2,000 acres of land! ( Bored Panda )
Nature is amazing.
me: *gets laid more than u*
the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
I was like “what’s wrong with the first picture” and then I looked closer and started laughing so hard what the fuck is wrong with this guy
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
Homegirl on a mission